MENTORSHIP

I’m available by the hour.

My five books about surviving a creative career as both a writer, and the poor bastard tasked with cat-wrangling creative teams, hand-holding clients, and getting the work out the door without burying any account folks in the wooded area behind the bowling alley.

Career steering. Mock interviews. Engineering creative coups. Talking creatives off of ledges. Selling daring stuff to nervous clients.

This is the kinda shit that’s second nature to me and took me decades to learn.

I’m a survivor, and I’ve learned most of what I know the hard way.

I’ve given HR managers night sweats and made their jobs ethically harder.

I’ve made clients famous and made risk the smartest strategic thing they’ve ever done.

I’m all about the work and don’t mince words.

Your first paid hour includes the book of your choice from my advertising survival guide trilogy.

CHAIOS is sold separately.

Never bust out your best shit for free.‍

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