OVER THIRTY YEARS OF HARD-EARNED EXPERIENCE. AKA, MENTORSHIP.

I offer career mentorship by the hour. This is for folks who need fast answers to messy work-related problems that have nothing to do with building period hot rods. I just like the picture of me.

  • Asshole Bosses

  • Inflexible Account People

  • Chickenshit Clients

  • Interview Techniques

  • Performance Reviews

  • Asking for a Raise

  • How to Quit a Job

  • How to Rip Someone a New One Without Being Canned

I can’t resolve an existential crisis, but I can keep you from strangling an account person or telling your boss what you really think of his or her leadership skills. There’s not much I haven’t seen or bumped up against as a writer in this business over three decades.

In fact, I’ve got enough proven advice to fill a book. Soon to be three, in fact. But this paragraph isn’t about me and my advertising survival guide trilogy. It’s about you and your survival. Solving what’s got you spewing expletives like a fire hydrant sheared off by an Uber driver who had his coffee spiked with three hits of Frozen Monkey Paw leftover from a String Cheese Incident concert.

The answer isn’t at the bottom of a pint glass. Drop a coin in the meter. Purchase an hour, for starters. Go here.