I pride myself on being able to collaborate with anyone. But given a choice, I'd suggest one the knuckleheads linked below: And I mean that respectfully.

 GUY KIRKLAND -- Based in Atlanta, Mr. Kirkland has one of the most fertile imaginations I've ever encountered. I have laughed mightily making chili with this talented man. Plus he has my favorite first name.

GUY KIRKLAND -- Based in Atlanta, Mr. Kirkland has one of the most fertile imaginations I've ever encountered. I have laughed mightily making chili with this talented man. Plus he has my favorite first name.

 DAVID AYRISS -- David lives on Bainbridge Island, Seattle. He drives hot rods and has an understanding wife. He has a picture of a naked man on his website, and rides a fairy on occasion. Perhaps I should rephrase that. 

DAVID AYRISS -- David lives on Bainbridge Island, Seattle. He drives hot rods and has an understanding wife. He has a picture of a naked man on his website, and rides a fairy on occasion. Perhaps I should rephrase that. 

 Christopher Gyorgy is a Creative Director/AD/Designer who has won three Cannes Lions, and a metric shit-ton of other great awards. He is no stranger to interesting problem solving, and is available to team up with me. 

Christopher Gyorgy is a Creative Director/AD/Designer who has won three Cannes Lions, and a metric shit-ton of other great awards. He is no stranger to interesting problem solving, and is available to team up with me. 

 STEVE SWEITZER -- Based in Austin, Steve recently returned from a two-year trip around the world with his wife and daughter, using Garmin navigation devices. You can read all about it on his site. Yeah, he's pretty awesome. 

STEVE SWEITZER -- Based in Austin, Steve recently returned from a two-year trip around the world with his wife and daughter, using Garmin navigation devices. You can read all about it on his site. Yeah, he's pretty awesome. 

 PETE VOEHRINGER --  Pete lives in Dallas, but freelances all over the country and has done great work for places like 72 & Sunny, among others. He's a good man and man is he good. . 

PETE VOEHRINGER --  Pete lives in Dallas, but freelances all over the country and has done great work for places like 72 & Sunny, among others. He's a good man and man is he good. . 

 BEAU HANSON -- Based in San Francisco, Beau is Texas' second greatest export, right behind the beer brand I happily inherited from him when he left McGarrah Jessee for SF. That better be a soda in your hand, friend. 

BEAU HANSON -- Based in San Francisco, Beau is Texas' second greatest export, right behind the beer brand I happily inherited from him when he left McGarrah Jessee for SF. That better be a soda in your hand, friend.